she killed herself last thursday
(twenty-one days after christmas)
i called her nineteen times
(once for each zoloft she swallowed)
i left seventeen voicemails
(the other two times couldnt breathe enough to speak)
sent fifteen texts
(my hands were shaking)
i spelled “please” wrong thirteen times
(and “sorry” wrong eight)
i missed six days of school after
(i can still hear the sympathy in their smiles)
i listened to her last voicemail over and over
(four hours of self hatred)
memorizing the inflection of the last three words
(love you, bye. LOVE you, BYE)
but i didnt want you to hang up
kept screaming at the damn recording
like i could make it say something more
(took me two days to gain back sanity)
but it never did so
(fuck fuck fuck)
there was no end
terrified ellie prorok (via per-solus)

tiraspark:

bartokthecat:

bartok’s trying on his halloween costume on his first trip to the store

Oh
My
God


This kitty.

obsessedbysharman:

coldaethyl:

necessary-sass:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

the-wayward-ship:

anjaseb:

wearetylerspeople:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

What if it’s irregular. You just wake up as a guy like “oh look at that”

This would be ideal for trans guys.

Can you imagine your parents though. Like aimagine this isn’t normal and when you’re like 12 or 13 and your mom is telling you how your period should be starting soon and instead you just become a guy

I’d wait until my period starts to get a job. A week later the boss will be pissed when he realizes he offered a woman the same pay he offers men

DAMN

*MASHES THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BUTTON*

THERES ACTUALLY A BOOK LIKE THAT GUYS

bobberton:

bobberton:

Check out this amazing video a friend made. If you couldn’t tell I did the voice for it. 

Reblogging for the morning crowd.

spooky-immortal-hd:

yur a wizar hry

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im a wot ??

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a wIZER

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Straight White Boy Problem #462

lemonlade:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

b00nat:

beccadex:

fawken:

could u imagine

spending 200$+

opening box

then

image

i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green

yo how many eggs did it take you to hatch that shiny 3ds

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

reckless-lovee:

When I’m a parent I’m definitely going to ask my child often “are you okay?” I never want my child to be crying their eyes out when I’m peacefully sleeping under the same roof and I certainly never want them to feel like there’s nobody there for them. Because I always will be

bjorg-man:

constable-frozen:

mini elsa

what

satanhands:

spaghetti-star-lord:

are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Sometimes I just casually remember Meat, Mr. Meaty and question if I actually watched it or if I just stared at my TV and hallucinated the weird shit that happened for half an hour

sleepydumpling:

giraffeinatree:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE GOATS REAL

I fucking love goats.